FAQ

Q: Are my tickets refundable?

A: No. All ticket sales are final.

Q: Can I sell or transfer my ticket?

A: No. We do NOT recommend purchasing tickets from third parties and should ONLY be purchased from our links to Eventbrite.

Q: Is there a limit of items I can ask an author to sign?

A: The organizers do not set a limit. However, authors may do so at their own discretion. We do ask all attendees to be respectful and not monopolize the author’s time by asking to have 157,389,409 items to sign.

Q: Are kids allowed?

A: Use your own discretion in bringing your kids to the signing or events. There is alcohol, foul language, sex objects, penises, boobies, adult-themed games, etc. Our volunteers wear shirts that say VOLUNFUCKINGTEER or visors that are LIFEFUCKINGGUARD. We don't care about underage being admitted or not, that's your deal, but we are not held responsible for children learning the word fuck or seeing their first sex toy or grabbing a gummy edible from a table. Tickets are required for every single body in the signing room. Large or small. Young or old.