Badd Motherf*cker (Badd Brothers #1) by Jasinda Wilder
Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That’s what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping I’d get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really can’t get any worse of a day without someone actually dying.
So…I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous…
And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.
Eight brothers, one bar.
Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah?
I kinda think so.
Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.
I knew I shouldn’t have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I’ve chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.
I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it—at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up…
Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination—and I’ve got a hell of an imagination.
I knew I shouldn’t have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently.
But I did.
You have GOT to meet the Badd brothers! Seriously, I have a new family of brothers to obsess over…and there’s fucking eight of them…EIGHT! There are all manner of shenanigans to look forward to! This is only the first book but I think this series is kinda inspired… and there’s one of them to appeal to every single reader out there…
They’re all incredibly hot so let’s just get that out of the way right from the start… they’ve all been beaten by the hottie baton… a LOT… Anyway, you have your gruff bar owner, the Navy SEAL, the twin rockers (schwing!), the football player, the stunt pilot, the mysterious brother (who I think is a pro surfer…) and the baby brother super genius… There is literally something for everybody.
Sebastian is the oldest and the first brother we get to meet in the series….oh, and he fucks like a god apparently. All the girls say so and they come from far and wide for his cock… Seriously, the sex in this book is abundant and smokin’ hot. I really liked Sebastian. Yes, he’s a hot head, yes, he’s a man-whore and he can drink like a fish, but that man got the short end of the responsibility stick and he deserved some fun in his life…so let him fuck…he’s earned it. But, even with the plentiful sex, I never felt like the book was just one long sex scene… you will feel like you know Sebastian and Dru by the end, not just their favorite positions.
Dru is no one’s doormat. That girl is bad ass! She’s lost her way a little bit because shit has gone sideways in a critical way but she knows what shit she’s not willing to tolerate and she’s not willing to bend. Her fiance’, Michael…needed to be throat punched and then maybe pissed on. And that was just my opinion at the beginning of the book…by the end I wanted all eight of the Badd brothers to kick his ass. She definitely took a bad situation and made the best of it when she ditched that loser and stumbled into Alaskan heaven. You could not find two people more suited for each other than Dru and Sebastian.
It’s been a while since I’ve picked up a Jasinda Wilder book but you can bet your ass I will be devouring each and every one of these books as soon as they come out.